i never get sick of this guys puns
cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!! ♥
- my nemesis
- only lifelong enemy
- perry the platypus
- suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
Arin, Danny, and Ross create the sassiest Spore creature of all time. [X]
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK
and how would you know this ….
im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops