The Khaleesi of Kahlua

Solicitor came to the house just now and

"I know your time is valuable" lol I’m in my pjs

"Is the homeowner here?" WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I’M NOT THE HOMEOWNER HUH well you’d be right lol

deviumventi replied to your post “even in the sims my first bf turns out to prefer to date men jeeeez!”

WHAT

THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME, IT’S OKAY

You’ll have to specify if you want to know about the irl nonsense or the sims haha :3

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

even in the sims my first bf turns out to prefer to date men jeeeez!

castawayj replied to your post “ahhh it was SO nice to wake up just a few minutes before my alarm…”

A rebel yell is like…. “moooooah moooah moooah” (and I say that about the IA song everytime it comes on)

That doesn’t make the song make sense thoughhhhhh XD

ahhh it was SO nice to wake up just a few minutes before my alarm :333

life update after work maybe, for now have some thoughts I had while at work yesterday:

  • I’m still not sure what exactly a rebel yell is. A deep, southern drawl? Secessionist language? Somebody clear this one up for me
  • Do you think Iggy Azalea knows there’s no highway across the Pacific ocean or?

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
adioractive:

Fingers crossed for really bad geometry puns in season 2.

adioractive:

Fingers crossed for really bad geometry puns in season 2.

cuteosphere:

This is my blog 100% from now on. Pokemon being good dads.

cuteosphere:

This is my blog 100% from now on. Pokemon being good dads.