The Khaleesi of Kahlua

pastelbat:

So i had this blue dress from Martofchina and it made me think of Kiki and then this just kinda happened…

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

officialperrytheplatypus:

cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!! 

  • my nemesis
  • only lifelong enemy
  • perry the platypus
  • suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
  • krrkkkrrr

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

Arin, Danny, and Ross create the sassiest Spore creature of all time. [X]

This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

rosalarian:

gailsimone:


the preeminent gail simone of our time

One’s too many and a hundred ain’t enough.

100% truth

rosalarian:

gailsimone:

the preeminent gail simone of our time

One’s too many and a hundred ain’t enough.

100% truth