Excellence is for the Inebriated: Archive

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Dec 31st

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thisisthor asked: Hahaha. Doctor Who and Tom Hanks. THAT'S who you remind me of. In retrospect it really is so obvious. It's the one where it kills itself because it took Rose's DNA and can feel emotions other than hate.

Dec 31st

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Going to bed for real this time! Gah!

But those of you who may be awaiting a reply, don’t fret! I’ll hop on my lappy first thing in the morning! <3

Dec 31st

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I love it when...

… people criticize episodes of Doctor Who because the writers let someone live. Look, every life, death, action, phrase, whatever, it all serves a purpose and it feels like some people don’t get that. I don’t especially care if some random jibber-jabber the Doctor is spouting conflicts with the show, so long as it does something for the story. If anything it provides something to...

Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
 dishonor on you
 dishonor on your whole family
 DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Dec 30th

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Dear Z-Stock,

You have like FOUR twelve-foot high by six foot long by two foot deep bookshelves dedicated to STEPHEN MOTHERFUCKING KING AND HIS VARIOUS PSEUDONYMS and yet not a THING from a significantly more talented writer? This is the first time I’ve felt slighted by a bookstore for not carrying someone I read… And GRR Martin isn’t even uncommon anymore! NO EXCUSES.

Dec 29th

Had a lovely dream!

The location was a bit unfamiliar, but that doesn’t matter. Dream logic always works. So, in the dream, I’m on a campus, walking to get some food. All you guys I know IRL go here as well. On the way, I stop to greet that bitch from my Calculus classes. You know who I mean. But I stop because it’s the polite thing to do and I try to make conversation with her. She’s laying...

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OHHH MYYYY

Dec 28th

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Snack time!

Also perhaps Skyrim-Time! Squeeeee!

Dec 28th

Well, I guess I am a little judgmental.

Especially when it comes to crazy people who refuse to get help. Or people I can’t stand. Or folks in general… But I don’t say these things to them, so I guess it’s okay? Nooo, that is terrible and I should feel terrible. … Simply Terrible? Ohohoho But seriously, Thor, don’t be a girl. It’s really not a great idea! BEST ADVICE EVER?!

Dec 28th

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thisisthor asked: Then stop being so damn personable woman!!! Seriously though, everybody is all up in your underpants all the time. How do you even make people want to talk to you so bad all the time?

Dec 28th

thisisthor asked: Is that....? Is that what ravers LOOK like?

Dec 28th

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WOOT! Merry belated Christmaaaas!

ask-the-vampire-king: askgumball: This is my christmas gift to all my followers! Sorry its late! GENDER BEND LOOT SUIT! ENJOOOOOOY!!!! “I remember this night…ugh that movie sucked…” I love this SO. MUCH.

Dec 28th

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Spoiler~ Tyrion and Shae

got-confessions: Read More This. So. Much. THIS.

Dec 28th

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thisisthor: Gone commando as in……?

as in no underpants but wearing overpants because I am with family and that would be impolite! :D

Dec 28th

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Wanting to shout "Hoo-rah!" has never been more...

than when I’ve gone commando and am playing Skyrim. Woooo!

Dec 28th

Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

By which I mean “to remember basic HTML in order to properly edit some posts” :D

Dec 28th

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I AM HAVING THE EXACT SAME FEELING

thisisthor: It just occured to me that you thanked me at the same time I thanked you and not as a counter to the thanking that I gave you. This not only makes me feel all fuzzy inside but is also INTENSELY funny to me. The title says it all!

Dec 28th

Thank You

thisisthor: I’ve been having a weird couple of days and as silly as it is the stuff you said in the comment was enormously helpful so I want to thank you very much for saying it. No, thank you :] It’s good that our mutual thanks occur near simultaneously XD It’s very helpful!

Dec 28th

Another crocheting project for me!

OH YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE! <3 http://www.etsy.com/listing/76041291/jace-beleren-the-sackboy-navy?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_submit=&ga_search_query=jace&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmade

Dec 27th

Today, I took time out to feel my boobs.

That’s a gripping intro, if ever I wrote one! But seriously folks. I did. And I discovered that they are AWESOME. Like, for more than my general love for boobies. SO GREAT! SOMEBODY GET MY FIANCE, STAT! Wait, he already knows. Hm. TELL YOUR FRIENDS? No no no, I get a lot of creeps anyway. I GUESS THIS IS JUST FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE. Don’t you feel special? … No, really, don’t...

Dec 27th

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I really need to stop over thinking things.

Of course I’d make accommodations for my informant. Of course I would assume that because they spent so much time together that their speech patterns would be similar. OF COURSE I WOULD SHUT MYSELF DOWN IN ORDER TO WORK WITH SOMEONE I TRUSTED. Of course, that asshole is blocked now :3 Now that I have full knowledge of where his allegiances lie, I’ve no reason to trust him! JOLLY GOOD...

Dec 27th

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It's a pretty annoying situation, but I love being...

A certain informant has been sending me incoherent messages over facebook, about once every five hours or so, and it’s difficult to keep the conversation flowing. It started with this: “can you please quit fucking with [NEMESIS!] thats all i’m asking and will ever ask you for” Wait what? That doesn’t make any sense. If I were intentionally antagonizing someone,...

Dec 27th

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Bahaha! That was unexpected!

Your result for The Song of Ice and Fire Personality Test … Petyr Baelish You scored 300 Adaptability, 320 Humor, 170 Integrity and 120 Activity! I did warn you not to trust me, you know. You are Petyr Baelish. Also known as Littlefinger (a most curious nickname), you are, quite simply, the master of subtle wit and cunning. You have huge ambitions and a thorough understanding of the...

Dec 27th

Sometimes I feel like I'm really awful at helping...

But folks keep coming back and talking to me, so I can’t be THAT bad! :D

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Dec 27th

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Please, oh, please.

Don’t let this person be the sort that is going to pretend to need my help with paperwork but really just wants to hang out. I have a hard time tolerating that sort of bullshit.

Dec 27th

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GODDAMN IT, BITCH

I AM NOT GOING TO SPOONFEED YOU THE INFORMATION, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND OUT ON YOUR OWN.

Dec 27th

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