January 2012
I'm not at all enthusiastic about anything.
So I’m going to focus on staying out of the way. MALAISE! WHY?!
Throwin' my weight around~
It’s probably a bit hard to imagine, but I’m not talking physical weight. I suppose a good interpretation is my social weight.
He wants to act all willy-nilly and hang out at his place again this weekend. He did that last weekend and ditched me when I needed him. So now we’re doing what I want! It feels a bit weird to have just taken control like that, but it needed to happen....
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Reblog if your vagina is magical.
Awww yeeea.
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Yay! Ring spacers!
Seems mum is finally taking my year of being engaged seriously since she’s waited until tonight’s dinner to announce she’s got spacers for my ill-fitting ring.
I’ll take victories where I can get them!
Well, I'm going to be foolish, now!
More in the manner of criticising a news report on a scientific study on SIDS. Because the news is always accurate in its representation of facts!
It claimed that breastfeeding lowers the risk of an infant dying from SIDS by half, compared to simply getting immunization. But wait a sec, if mums are going out of their way to stick a boob in their kid’s mouth, it seems to me that they’d...
Princess Jellyfish (Kuragehime) was the cutest...
Even though the ending was a bit… I don’t know, forced? Well, the manga is still in serialization, so I’ll try reading it now.
Last time I tried to go from anime to manga, things didn’t go over so well. Yakitate!! Japan may not have been the best one to try that with. Oh well~! Maybe Kuragehime will have a second season after all!
Of course not.
You don’t understand “Go do this because you want to” because you’ve never been in such a position to make that choice. You’ve been pregnant off and on since you were a teenager, so it’s understandable not to get it. Being liable for someone else’s well-being will do that to a person. But I’m not moving to Alaska. It’s Festus for fuck’s...
The dreaded question.
“What made you decide not to go to college next semester?”
And after being so nonchalant about me deciding to room with a bunch of friends and my fiance? NO THANKS!
EDIT: She seems to be providing plenty of unrequited advice on housing, which I suppose is okay. I’m new at real-life, so that’s fine. But I don’t want to hear “I hate to see you not go to Cape...
Gah, I haven't even been home to eat in like a...
How can there be nothing in the pantry or cabinet or breadbox or refrigerator??
Phone call
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello, is Ms. Richardson there?
Me: No, she's not home right now; can I take a message?
Caller: Ah, then is Mr. Richardson some?
Me: No, he's working! (Working on sawing logs, more like)
Caller: Is there anyone home who is over 18?
Me: Sorry, no, we're all kids!
Caller: Oh, don't worry, honey! Have a nice day.
Me: You too! :3
84 app requests outstanding
Now, when you read this, do you see that it’s congratulating you on the number of app requests? Maybe not, but that’s what I did.
I thought I would have had more!
Spell your full name without an...
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…..;A;
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And my last name gets completely removed.
(via billie-joe)
toh ug
xn (middle name removed) hdo
… what. :D
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“(AP) After losing the South Carolina GOP primary Saturday, former Massachusetts...”
– http://jezebel.com/5878481/its-time-to-get-rick-santorum-a-uterus-of-his-very-own?comment=46282027#comments
Finally a Strong Contender for Best Game Starring... →
I just liked the title!
They'll ruin Otherland! →
Bitch Mode: Engage!
Because I’ve tried being nice. I’ve tried being helpful. I’ve provided mountains of explanations for the behavior and corresponding tactics to alter it. Bulleted lists, full-blown essays, engaged in extensive dialogues. You name an accommodating tactic, I’ve used it. I concisely LIST my complaints and ask for feedback, only to receive “ok” or “I...
Don't be sorry :]
It really didn’t, but I wanted to put the information out there since hiding it felt weird. I did sort of storm out of Iggy’s shop, so I felt I should provide some kind of explanation.
What’d really help is if my fiance got his shit together. I was pretty terrified that by mentioning things to him in my not-so-delicate way, it’d only make things worse. And it probably...
Dark Ascension is exploding all over my dash!
AND I LOVE IT.
Oh, yeah!
Every once in a while I have to remember that my guy friends wouldn’t put up with this shit quietly. Why should I?
Where to begin! Really, you probably don't want to...
The beginning would make the most sense, I suppose. Also, I feel the need to preface this statement with clarification that I did, in fact, have a good weekend. Parts of it were fucking retarded, though.
Spent Friday night with my fiance, and I’m not sure I need to elaborate much further than, “We had a good night.” Which we did! Saturday we get up and out the door and head down...
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Things most certainly are not well, but my parents...
Counting my lucky stars for that, eh?
But they’re making me hang out with them at the table and drink. When I jokingly said I was ready for round two this morning, I wasn’t serious!
As far as the being unwell thing, I’ll get into that later :]
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Chuck Norris has aligned himself with the... →
Best SOPA post ever
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bless this post
im not even joking…this is the best thing ever
This wins all the internets.
I am all kinds of giddy :3
DANTE SHEPHERD: THAT GUY WHO DOES SURVIVING THE... →
I'm pretty tolerant.
But the more my mind goes back to that situation, the more forcefully I have to think Nothing. Happened. Nothing. Happened. Nothing. Happened.
I hope he has a nice long chat with his God about that, ‘cos if he slips up I’m gonna smite him. For now, I’m going to choose to believe he had no idea what he did and ignore it for as long as I can.
I feel that I ought to be putting more thought...
Then I remember that I quite enjoy jumping into broken situations and fixing them! I suppose this aligns with my career goals, since kids are pretty broken until they grow up.
Just, golly. All the feedback I’ve gotten from people about the election is really great! I love how I can go into a room of 75% near-strangers and get people excited just to exist! People seem to react very well to...
Dear Moron,
NO BITCH YOU NEED TO COME GET YOUR SHIT AND STOP BEING IRRESPONSIBLE. YOU ALREADY PROBABLY HAVE A KID ON THE WAY. SLEEPING WITH DUMB HOS ISN’T GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE. >:[
Honestly, it’s kinda awesome to watch you fuck up, though.
~Me
Oops it looks like I won't be ready in time for my...
Maybe I’ll show up when there’s a number fewer idiots in the room. The first: my instructor. The second and third: Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck.
My only regret is that one of my friends is in that class and no one should suffer it alone! DEEPEST REGRETS!
This is the part where I say I'm going to bed
and secretly draw or play silly games or somesuch nonsense!
