I MEAN LOOK AT HER BABY LUSUS-SPRITE
THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE
THEY BOTH START SNIFFING EACH OTHER HOLY FUCK IT’S CUTE
My fiance has a job interview in a few hours, hopefully, and so I wish him good luck. It’s not like it’s out of the blue or something, I said hello, he reciprocated, I segued right into good luck and I’m awaiting a response.
The inner sassmaster in me is going nuts.
“Oh, I surely hope you don’t see your future boss with the same attitude!”
“It certainly wouldn’t do to leave your social graces at home, would it?”
“Are you just saving up all your polite conversation for later?”
… And there he is! FINALLY. Silly goof! :D
I SWEAR IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
NO MATTER WHAT EMOTION YOU’RE FEELING THIS MAN MAKES A PERFECT GIF FOR IT
my brother and sister are yelling at me because i bought the straw glasses and theyre like “god you are such a fucking idiot”
too cool to care
Sees one of those “GIRLS WHY U NO DATE NICE GUYS” posts.
Me: Oh, I am currently engaged to a wonderful nice guy and you just got back with a girl you don’t even fucking deserve in the first place? IT IS ON.
Comments: “Yes, thank you for your words of wisdom. I’ll remember that when I die cold and alone.”
Anticipated response: “OH I DIDN’T MEAN GIRLS LIKE YOU, JUST EVERYBODY ELSE.”